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cover art by daisydiversions

With SFX

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With No SFX

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cover art by GhostCwtch

radio version:

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unplugged version:

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cover art by esbielle
guitar and banjo by PopcornFairy28 + instrumental version of "Perry the Platypus", from Phineas & Ferb

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cover art by pezzax

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cover art by Annapods